Sunday, 18 July 2010

Cows with local accents?

I watched some comedy last night, and my favourite thing was a joke about how cows might have developed regional brummy cow, scouse cow, cockney cow, geordie cow.......If you've had a bad day then you should try making cow noises in as many different accents as possible....see how many you can come up with.
Sometimes shit happens, i am fully aware of this all to proven fact. But there appear to be some people out there who are shit magnets. i'll bet everyone has at least one friend who is accident prone and just happens to have some sort of life-altering drama on a daily basis.
For example, this is what happened to a friend of mine last week:
Monday:got sacked from her job
Tuesday:dropped a pan of boiling water on her feet
Wednesday: got a massive council tax bill AND a massive electricity bill
Thursday: Someone reversed into her car in Sainsbury's car park
Friday: the landlord called and gave her 2 week's notice to move out
Saturday: so far as i know this was ok
Sunday: Car died a slow and painful death on th M4

Is it just me or is that a bad week?

Tomorrow i start my new job search, i have barely any qualifications and still don't know what i want to be when i grow up. I'll probably end up working at Vegas chip bar or something....I'll blog tomorrow about all of the possible career choices available to me in the North Norfolk area.

Did you know what you wanted to be when you grow up? Do you know anyone who did? better still, do you know anyone who actually did become what they wanted to become? I can't think of a single person. And the older i get the more i seem to find trhat the most interesting people i meet have absolutely no idea what they will be doing from one day to the next. Never fear directionless ones........some people are born to drift x

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